Accused Gunman Christopher Dorner Issues Statement… “It’s Not Me!”
(PP)- Christopher Dorner, the former LAPD officer who is accused of murdering three people and threatening to continue his vengeful killings, has issued a statement that claims he has no connection to the Southern California murders, and he is falsely accused.
The statement was received by a local news organization via fax from a Cabo San Lucas hotel early Saturday.
“It’s not me!,” Dorner says in the statement. “I have been out of town on vacation and just heard the news that I am blamed for killings I did not and never would commit. This “manifesto” the police are using against me is just a few ideas for a screenplay I am working on with my former colleague Mark Fuhrman. Tell my mom I’m OK. Once again… the cops have it all wrong…. I will soon be in touch.”
With that news the massive dragnet laid out for the fugitive ex-cop, more than 10,000 officers, abandoned their fruitless search in the snowy, densely forested mountains around Big Bear Lake and moved across the Mexican border, and are headed to Cabo San Lucas at the tip of Baja, California.
“This could be another one of the crazy gunman’s tricks,” said an off duty security guard. “More than likely he is holed up in a bunker and just sitting in front of a television watching the cops chase their tails. If he believes the cops embarrassed him…. I’l bet he wants to pay them back. He wants them to look like fools.”
Until the letter was received at the offices of The Palookaville Post, the trail had gone cold since Dorner’s Nissan Titan pickup was found Thursday morning engulfed in flames on a U.S. Forest Service dirt in the mountains of Southern California. Police believe it is a very good possibility that the suspect has fled his mountain hideaway, and is in Cabo San Lucas because it is logistically feasible.
“Initial reports on Thursday showed that Dorner had attempted to steal a boat from a local marina,” said a San Diego Harbor Master. “Cabo is a 36 hour ride by boat from here which would put him in town right about this time. With cops watching the airports, train and bus terminals… a quiet boat ride down the coast makes for a great getaway.”
Few are looking into the possibility that Dorner is innocent as he claims in his statement, and both the Police and the mainstream media are focusing on finding the former cop, saying he has killed three people and injured others in a campaign to take revenge on those he blamed for his dismissal from the LAPD four years ago.
Looking at the track record of their recent erroneous coverage of events like the Sandy Hook school massacre where they labeled the wrong man as a child killer for hours, the ratings hungry media is also likely to be incorrect about many of the details regarding the Dorner manhunt story because they care only for ratings, and very little about the truth.
“Police are accusing him of killing the daughter of a retired LAPD captain and her fiance,” said the security guard. “Once one of their own goes down, the cops turn into crazed sharks with blood in the water and they stop objectively analyzing the evidence. More than likely the detectives have no other clues besides a posting on Facebook, and a former cop who is pretty pissed off.”
The Palookaville Post has learned that with 24 hour coverage on radio and TV warning citizens that an armed and deadly homicidal psychopath was on the loose and is out to kill anything that moves, Southern California has become what appears to be a ghost town as the media has driven people to an unimaginable level of fear.
Whether it’s a lone gunman or a over-hyped storm, a mild water shortage or a harmless Morman politician, a news story is always an opportunity for the main stream media to frighten it’s viewers, and people will continue to grow more and more distressed as the ratings climb higher.
Ace Cub Reporter Jimmy Olsentwins
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Well, whoever it is, leave the innocents alone and don’t stop hunting down the LAPD. Nothing innocent aboyut that psychotic bunch!
LAPD is far more dangerous and psychopathic than Christopher Dorner could ever be.
So what is the source? Which news outlet?
Uh, the Palookaville Post? Satire? Maybe you missed this:
“This ‘manifesto’ the police are using against me is just a few ideas for a screenplay I am working on with my former colleague Mark Fuhrman. Tell my mom I’m OK. Once again… the cops have it all wrong…. I will soon be in touch.”
The whooshing sound is almost unbearable.
beginning to look like another GLADIO operation to me, staged by Feinstein with a ‘patsified’ Dorner who got set up to go for a massive gun grab justification in Californicateya.
Tucson, Aurora, Sandy Hoax all GLADIO operations that were done by DHS/FEMA to grab guns.
same with the Alabama 80 year old geezer who builds a bunker and kidnaps a 5 year old? and just happens to be DISTRUSTFUL OF GOVERNMENT?
c’mon people, these are just all too close together and too FAKE to be reality.
in Dorner’s case, they need to murder him and then do a gun grab.
remember the last patsy, Lee H. Oswald (they always put in the MIDDLE NAME OF THE PATSY EVERY TIME!!)
suckers just won’t quit. till they spark a CIVIL WAR.
Quick! What’s Dylan Klebold’s middle name? Eric Harris’s?
Sometimes middle names are important to distinguish one human meatbag from another.
Sometimes race is important to distinguish one human meat bag from another.
Klebold and Harris were both Jewish pushed off as white.Jews are not white in the Anglo Saccson sense.
Hey wait! After checking out, I find that 90% of all serial killers are Jewish, put off as whites! WTF?
It is just another distraction to get at the 2nd amendment and for the removal of guns off citizen’s, and you all know where that leads, government police state-ism. Another Obamaism government mental disease. for more globalists agenda’s to kill america as once a free nation.
Satire,prank.
Another psyops in order to justify disarming us. They’ll be sending in a drone after droner-oops, I mean dorner.
I find it REALLY weird that a number of seals are ending up passing away or hunted down and I can see very well how possibly someone else did this and this guy is getting blamed you never know..I just find it odd so many seals are being affected the last couple years.
Not funny at all…
this is very poorly written satire.
it isnt even entertaining or funny. good waste of time though.
It’s not satire….do a simple google search
http://www.palookavillepost.com/2013/01/01/starting-2013-off-on-the-right-foot-the-palookaville-post-is-not-satire/
Did he bother to include any details “only he” could know (such as about himself or deep inner workings of the LAPD) to confirm he was the source of the statement?
“Once again… the cops have it all wrong…. I will soon be in touch.”
The most wanted man in America says he will be in touch soon, after his vacation is over, hahahahaha! only an idiot would believe that.
nice try though
Mark Fuhrman …. of OJ Simpson Trial fame? Small world…
We need to be very careful about believing anything that is SAID to have come from Dorner, from here on out. What we do know is that the LAPD may have already killed him, so they need to set up something that will “look like” his murder ‘was/will be’ legal. I wonder how Mexico will feel about hordes of our cops going on an assassination spree without the least consideration for the mexican people and the danger this will put them in, and without the least proof that Dorner is guilty of any crime whatsoever. Do our cops see it as a one-way border that only and always suits the american whim? This letter doesn’t ‘sound’ like Dorner, just as the fake manifesto is clearly poorly manufactured. Any expert can see dozens of errors, and this will haunt the schemers forever. They are just stupid enough to believe they are smart.
Who are the bad guys and who are the good guys???
You never know.
Only trust yourself and your gun.
Never trust cops. They work for government. Never trust Government.