Hillary’s Glasses Are Verified to be Miniature Teleprompters
(PP)- After giving her misleading testimony before a confrontational Senate Foreign Relations Committee on the attack in Benghazi, Libya, outgoing Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s inexperienced intern admitted that Hillary’s new teleprompter glasses were to help with answering questions thrown at her by aggressive lawmakers during the hearings.
An independent ophthalmologist confirmed that the former First Lady had been wearing the teleprompter glasses instead of her contacts for the hearings according to PalookavillePost.com.
“A rival experimental eye doctor had been working with the Soviets and the Red Chinese during the cold war on the teleprompter glasses,” said the independent ophthalmologist. “Now the doctor is working with al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood but I can’t imagine how Hillary got a pair…. they are very, very rare.”
Experts told the Palookaville Post that the glasses were likely outfitted with an LED or Plasma screen, and a miniature receiver so she could get answers to questions that she may not know or even perhaps to deliver her answers provided by another source.
“This may be the reason why Hillary’s answered seemed to be disconnected with reality,” said a paid observer. “If she thinks that it doesn’t matter who and how the American diplomats were killed… how can she take the proper steps to prevent another atrocity in the future? It sure sounds like an answer from someone who is not in the room.”
Clinton returned to work in early January 2013, and up until now the glasses were seen as a bit of a joke. Many people were saying that she had stolen her new spectacles from Waldo’s girlfriend, the red and white clad character from the Where’s Waldo books. Now everyone wants a pair for themselves.
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She can read? Does she have a long form birth certificate and will Bill be available to back her up?